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Monday, April 07, 2008

"For Everything Else There's MasterCard!"

I thought this was apropos after the recent Bush Booing at the Nationals game...


A MasterCard wedding, (this is really good)!

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, (including the wedding party), was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a minute or so, he turned to the best man and said, "F*ck you!" He turned to his new bride and said, "F*ck you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong!


His revenge? ... making the bride's parents pay over $32, 000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 close friends and family members.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
and friends . . . $32, 000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.......$3, 000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.....$8, 500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man. . . Priceless!

There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else there's ... MASTERCARD!

the New Defenders Of Master Card Moments!

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