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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Think About It Tuesday - Intelligent Falling?!"

I been away a week and I really did miss posting...This is something new I tried a week ago but I was being smeared behind my back and it really went unnoticed...Real high school shit!

Think About It Tuesday is the day I expose the utter stupidity and sheer idiocy of the religious right and hypocritical christians...When I saw this I thought to my self you got to be bullshitting me...

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory...

Yup, that is what I said...Intelligent Falling?! I guess they are still teaching the earth is flat and only 6000 years old also...YEAH THEY ARE! I will get to that in a sec...The Onion:

KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.


Rev. Gabriel Burdett explains Intelligent Falling.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University. MORE! (my emphasis)

I really, really feel sorry for my friends in Kansas...Get Out D! (wink) save yourself!! I shouldn't have to point out the real obvious, but first and foremost there is absolutely no way that you can call yourself a scientist and come up with any of those conclusions about gravity...There are a lot of black people even some on these boards who have these divinity degrees and think like this also...My own mother might have a few, but they are based in beliefs not science or reality for that matter...No physicist in his right mind is going to tell you there is no gravity when it has been proven to exist and that the influence of our rotating and spinning it causes magnetic fields that are the basis of gravity...Their premise that things just fall because God pushes them is just Insane!

Now far be it from me to ridicule anyones beliefs...*BLANK STARE* but give me a break...Can you see how this would terrify a rational thinking human being?! I don't care what that idiot thinks but for him to want to try and teach our children that bullshit is Unacceptable! You can believe in what ever fairy tales and myths you want to but DO NOT TEACH THE KIDS THAT CRAP! This is the state of America today...These are the people in power...

This is another example of Religious Insanity...From The LA Times:

Yabba-dabba science

Note to would-be Creation Museum visitors: the Earth is round.
May 24, 2007

THE CREATION MUSEUM, a $27-million tourist attraction promoting earth science theories that were popular when Columbus set sail, opens near Cincinnati on Memorial Day. So before the first visitor risks succumbing to the museum's animatronic balderdash — dinosaurs and humans actually coexisted! the Grand Canyon was carved by the great flood described in Genesis! — we'd like to clear up a few things: "The Flintstones" is a cartoon, not a documentary. Fred and Wilma? Those woolly mammoth vacuum cleaners? All make-believe.

Science is under assault, and that calls for bold truths. Here's another: The Earth is round. MORE!

LMMAO! So I guess the Jetson's are how these mental patients view the future?! Seriously if you believe Dinosaurs walked they earth with humans or what is that bs they were trying to tell me in Sunday School, that God put dinosaur bones here on Earth to test their faith or some other such nonsense, please come talk to me...I would love to hear your thought processes...I think I know the big push behind all this creationist crap and it's the new movie Evan Almighty...This is how they are drumming up support for this and the rest of the theme parks...Check out the video and more importantly the comments over at youtube...I have to agree that anytime you hold yourself up like that spouting stupid insane bullshit you should be ridiculed...What a waste of $27 million dollars...Can you imagine all the folks that could have fed and for how long?! They would rather raise another icon of Stupidity to Stupidity!

Intelligent Design or this latest crap Intelligent Falling is not science it is a belief in some crazy ass bullshit that they want to start teaching our kids...Don't let them do it!

Yabba-Dabba Doo!
The New Defenders Of Reason!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You, are an idiot. The onion is a satire site. Sheer parody. If you think "Right Wing Christians" actually believe that, you are FUCKING stupid. Period. You are the G*D damned idiot who can't even understand parody, let alone see how fucking stupid YOU are.